Weather Forecast

Weather Forecast - The weather’s crap, but at least we make it funny.

A raw, funny, no-filter weather show on Radio Tumox where the forecast sounds like it’s coming straight from the pub — packed with British slang, cheeky insults, and a fair bit of swearing.
The host delivers the daily weather with attitude and humour: rain becomes a “proper piss-down,” wind is “a right bastard breeze,” and sunshine is “get your arse outside weather.” 

The show runs 2 minutes, perfect for mornings or before rush hour. Expect lines like: “Right, listen up — it’s gonna chuck it down all day, so grab your brolly, you muppet!”